He’s cute. He’s tall.
He’s got gorgeous eyes.
And a stunning smile.
I didn’t say a name, but he
popped into your head,
when i see cuties postin selfies
me when i miss my flight
How in the heavens is that a failed stunt jump
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In honor of the two conflicting holidays
when did we replace the word “said” with “was like”
When it occured to us that “said” implies a direct quote, while “was like” clarifies that you mean to communicate the person’s tone and general point without quoting them word for word.
(Source: holy-time-lord-of-gallifrey, via tigerpatrol)
when you’re starving and a friend offers you a piece of their food
Fake Pockets: A How To
"I haven’t had that much trouble coming out since 1997." (x)
why is this dude wasting his fucking money on cigs when hes not gonna smoke em your fucking metaphor isnt worth that much homie get a job
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