Tumblr Mouse Cursors

  1. rambozus:

    itsmemorized:

    Oh my GOD
    My grandma bought my grandpa new pants and my mom asked him how they felt and he goes “like a cheaply made castle” and we were like what and he goes “no ballroom”
    GRANDPA NO

    Grandpa yes.

    (via sacks-of-sin)



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  3. leafwitch:

    I have a suspicion that paying off my student loans will not be as fun as animal crossing has led me to believe 

    (via rouxbie)



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  5. (Source: memewhore, via iamthatcoolcanuckdude)

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  7. couldvebeenaprincess:

    look it’s fine if ur not religious omg it’s 100% ok but once u start telling people that their prayers are worthless, that God isn’t listening, that He is imaginary, that Jesus didn’t exist, that their religious texts are garbage, etc. then you’re a piece of shit shut up

    (Source: bunnyhug, via sacks-of-sin)



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  9. nick-uru:

And of course Metal Bender:

There’s Wood Bender too:

and who can forget:

    nick-uru:

    And of course Metal Bender:

    There’s Wood Bender too:

    and who can forget:

    (Source: 9gag, via sacks-of-sin)

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  11. rockluke:

stilesinatrenchcoat:

phoenixx23:

spookyflys:


thanl:


psyducked:


romancingthelookyloos:


romancingthelookyloos:


I think we should talk about puberty…





yo imma let you finish but


I had one of the best puberty transformations of all time



yes okay but

girls can do it too


Step back, peeps, and fasten your seat-belts.  Time to bring in a puberty professional.
BEFORE PUBERTY:
After puberty:

…. wait.  That’s not right.  Hold on.
Let’s fast-forward about five more years.

Ah, yes, there we go.  Right after I sold my soul to Satan. 


fuckin

PLOT
TWIST


Naw son you can’t be hot in two genders you fucking cheated

this is my favorite post because its just people bragging about how hot they are

    rockluke:

    stilesinatrenchcoat:

    phoenixx23:

    spookyflys:

    thanl:

    psyducked:

    romancingthelookyloos:

    romancingthelookyloos:

    I think we should talk about puberty…

    image

    yo imma let you finish but

    I had one of the best puberty transformations of all time

    yes okay but

    girls can do it too

    Step back, peeps, and fasten your seat-belts.  Time to bring in a puberty professional.

    BEFORE PUBERTY:

    image

    After puberty:

    image

    …. wait.  That’s not right.  Hold on.

    Let’s fast-forward about five more years.

    image

    Ah, yes, there we go.  Right after I sold my soul to Satan. 

    fuckin

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    PLOT

    photo 168953_175287445844057_6570840_n-1_zps737126b9.jpgTWIST

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    Naw son you can’t be hot in two genders you fucking cheated

    this is my favorite post because its just people bragging about how hot they are

    (via silence-of-the-lambz)

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  13. iguanamouth:

    iguanamouth:

    remember that first live action scooby doo movie. where the antagonist was literally scrappy doo and he was stealing peoples souls, like actually really stealing and absorbing souls, and was planning on taking scoobys soul to rule the world with an army of demons and get revenge on the gang after they abandoned him because he kept peeing in the car, and near the end he turned into this huge dog monster

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    a real movie

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    shit. shit

    (via acciodog)



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  15. teacupstarling:

    captainmarvel:

    how to become my otp:
    1. bicker
    2. secretly care about each other

    more like
    1. try to literally kill each other
    2. secretly care about each other

    (via 3ridanampora)



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  17. 1nd2rd3st:

    ridge:

    do you ever pretend like you didn’t see something so the other person doesn’t feel embarrassed 

    495,571 people whose mama taught them right

    (via 3ridanampora)



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