Tumblr Mouse Cursors

  1. hellotailor:

    ifeelbetterer:

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    Gwyneth Paltrow’s life is a 24/7 juice cleanse detox bootcamp. The Iron Man suit must have been a walk in the park compared to her everyday workout regimen. Gwyneth Paltrow can probably lift RDJ with her abs.

    (via heidialive2007)

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  2. (Source: wetbriefs, via dontdiddlewithmycock)

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    • me at school: omg when i get home i've got to do loads of shit like finish that project and read that book omg i need to review for that test too omg so much to do
    • me at home:
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  4. troybakers: hey u kids wanna buy some drugs

    troybakers:

    hey u kids wanna buy some drugs

    (Source: malkavianbaker, via heidialive2007)

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  5. satan-5-ever:

    blinkpond:

    hobbitsandlocks:

    hobbitsandlocks:

    I told my mom about tumblr helping people get their dream pets and she told me I should jump on the bandwagon

    She said if this post get 200,000 notes, I can get a teddy bear hamster like this one 

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    guys my old hamster died of a stroke and I really miss him so please help me get my dream pet k thanks

    Gus please my mom is laughing at me right now

    I PROMISE YOU YOU WILL GET YOUR HAMSTER

    WE MAKE DREAMS COME TRUE.

    (via captainsteamcloud)



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  6. danceswithdoritos:

    draemishs:

    coolasacalliope:

    thedoctorpottergames:

    causticgambler:

    nayariverax:

    remember when this thing was number #1 in the uk charts.

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    WE DON’T TALK ABOUT THAT

    IT WAS HERE IN AMERICA TOO OMFG I THOUGHT IT WAS JUST US

    AUSTRALIA TOO I DON’T THINK ANYONE ESCAPED

    IT WAS EVERYWHERE

    IT WAS EVEN IN CANADA

    (Source: ameliaxpond, via heidialive2007)



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  7. oh my god hello how are you welcome to my aquarium

    oh my god hello how are you welcome to my aquarium

    (Source: 0nthesea, via laurwoof)

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  8. skateon-and-keepcalm: sexcouture: mymymycroft: catch-thecumbersnitch: shut-up-merlin: laughingsquid: Where they make the Tumblr LOOK AT THE GUY ON THE COUCH ON THE RIGHT the guy on the right is the epitome of tumblr he probably did that at his job interview and theyre like youre hired ANYONE ELSE NOTICED THE DOG GUYS THEY HAVE A DOG I feel like my blog is a disgrace if i dont reblog this I bet the lounge room have like Mean Girls playing & someone serving them Starbucks

    skateon-and-keepcalm:

    sexcouture:

    mymymycroft:

    catch-thecumbersnitch:

    shut-up-merlin:

    laughingsquid:

    Where they make the Tumblr

    LOOK AT THE GUY ON THE COUCH ON THE RIGHT

    the guy on the right is the epitome of tumblr he probably did that at his job interview and theyre like youre hired

    ANYONE ELSE NOTICED THE DOG GUYS THEY HAVE A DOG

    I feel like my blog is a disgrace if i dont reblog this

    I bet the lounge room have like Mean Girls playing & someone serving them Starbucks

    (via heidialive2007)

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  9. (Source: matafari, via heidialive2007)

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  10. broternia:

    i was just out taking a walk and some woman slowly stopped her car next to me and she was all like “excuse me” and i was freakin out like oh my god she’s going to kill me or ask for directions or something, my life is over, and she was like “take this” and she handed me a 10 dollar bill and she was like “get yourself a haircut so you can get a job you fucking hippie”  i’m laaughing so hard i am a 16 year old girl this is the greatest thing that has ever happened to me 
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    (via kikyo291)



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